When you’re a parent you find yourself doing and experiencing things you never thought you’d ever have to deal with, and some of those things can be pretty gross.
Well, now a bunch of parents are sharing with Buzzfeed some of the grossest things they’ve had to do since having kids, and as you can imagine, a lot of them involve poop.
Grossest things parents have had to so since having kids include:
- "I was changing my baby, and I lifted his feet to wipe his butt. Well, at the same time, I happened to yawn, and he fired hot, vicious baby shit STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH like a Super Soaker on full blast!"
- "I was trying to be healthy and creative with feeding my kids vegetables. So I fed the baby 'zoodles' (zucchini noodles). Well, apparently, they didn't digest well, and I ended up having to pull a whole 'zoodle' out of my son's butthole."
- "I had to make a bowl with my hands while my toddler projectile vomited into them at a restaurant."
- "My son shoved some green bean puree´ up his nose, and I had to suck it out with a Nose Frida."
- "My 6-month-old nephew had just learned how to 'give kisses,' which was him just sticking his whole mouth over whatever he's trying to kiss. Well, he put his whole mouth over my nose and sneezed...into my nose."
- "My 2-year-old daughter ran into the living room and opened her little tiny hand, saying, 'Here, Mommy.' I opened my hand…she dropped a fresh turd in my hand. Then, she looked me directly in the eyes and said, 'I took the poop out of my diaper, so you don't have to change me.' Two years later, I still won't accept anything from her closed fist unless I see it first."
- "My daughter was a few months old when she started getting constipated. Well, a friend of ours told us about the 'Q-tip' trick — sticking the tip in her tush to help. I did, and the poop flowed out like a soft-serve machine!"
- “I recently found a sippy cup of milk in my toddler's play tent. I thought it was from that afternoon, but I was so,sowrong. The milk was fully curdled, and the assault on my nostrils was far worse than the worst blowout diaper."
- "Once my son swallowed a nickel, and I sorted through his poop for four days looking for it. Never found it, but trust me — you never know how much crap stinks until you sift through it!"
- "My daughter likes to shove a lot of food in her mouth, chew it, and then make me hold my hand out so she can spit the food into it."
Source:Buzzfeed