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Dating terms you might need to look over!

(Askmen.com)

Terms like “ghosting” and “benching” have not only grown in popularity — most have experienced them firsthand, only it was too late to realize it. Now, thanks to things like dating apps and social media, that glossary has grown tenfold, and there’s a slew of other terms to get familiar with.

While they can range from harmless and hilarious to a bit on the vicious side, understanding what they mean will only give you a leg up when it comes to operating the ever-changing world of dating and relationships.

Find yourself a bit lost when it comes to new jargon of this variety? That’s where this list comes in. We enlisted relationship expert April Masini to help define all the new dating terms you need to know.

  1. Vulturing

Just like a vulture circling its wounded prey, some people out there can sense when a relationship is on its last leg. That’s their signal to swoop in, using that opportunity to pick up the pieces and make everything better. As you can probably guess, that’s how the term “vulturing” came to be.

“When people sense a relationship is on the rocks, they may start to circle their prey — the person who is about to break up or divorce — in order to be able to date them or just sleep with them,” explains Masini.

  1. Throning

If you’ve ever had a suspicious feeling that someone was dating you just to take advantage of your VIP status at a club of sorts, you may very well have been throned. Think of it as another form of gold digging that extends beyond wealth. Past the money aspect, this person wants to reap the benefits of your reputation and status, too.

“It’s a behavior used to increase your own power simply by dating someone who already has it,” says Masini. “Throning is most obvious when one person in the relationship has significantly less power and status than the other.”

  1. Zombieing

Ghosting, when someone cuts off communication with zero explanation, is bad enough. It can leave you feeling hurt and confused as to why things ended without any sort of warning. But when, out of the blue, they come back to life with a desire to rekindle that old flame you once thought to be dead, they’ve taken things a step further than ghosting. Say hello to zombieing.

Your zombie may get in touch with you via DM, text or by seeking you out in person. Hearing from someone who totally dipped out on you can bring up some conflicting feelings, but if you’re looking for a positive, the situation does have the potential to offer some clarity or closure.

  1. Pocketing/Stashing

So you’ve been seeing someone for a while. Although things are going really well — you hang out regularly, your connection seems strong and it’s obvious that you’re compatible in several ways — you’re a bit curious why you still haven’t been introduced to any friends or family. Well, that might mean that they’re pocketing (or stashing) you.

This typically happens when someone is uncertain about where a relationship is going, keeping you on the DL for a period of time while they try to figure out how they feel.

  1. Orbiting

Is there anything more confusing than someone ghosting you, only to show face by doing things like commenting on your Instagram posts and watching your Snapchat stories? Unlike with zombieing, there’s no text to try and make amends. In this case, they just pop up in your notifications as someone orbiting you would.

“They’re in your orbit, but you don’t have any direct contact with them,” says Masini. “This can be particularly frustrating if they avoid your efforts to connect one-on-one, but they’re all over your social media accounts.”

  1. Curving

There’s being direct with someone you’re not interested in … and then there’s curving. According to Masini, this entails rejecting someone in the most passive way possible.

When someone says they want to hang out soon, but always seems to be busy when you try to make plans (or just cancels plans last minute), they may be using this cop-out of a strategy. Unlike ghosters, people who resort to curving don’t disappear — they just keep coming up with new excuses to dodge you.

  1. Instagrandstanding

This trend is all about attention. As you’re eager to get your crush to notice you, you start tailoring all of your social media posts to make yourself seem more appealing. An example would be sharing how pumped you are for that big hockey game … even though you hate sports. Maybe there was casual mention of a love for IPAs, so you hit up the nearest brewery ASAP. It’s a bit like a thirst trap, but less racy in nature. The idea is that you’ll get their attention, and hopefully inspire them to comment or message you.

Masini says that while Instagrandstanding can actually be pretty effective, it’s easy to come off as inauthentic. If you’re posting a bunch of things you actually have zero interest in, it’s inevitable for that to come out.

  1. Kittenfishing

Catfishing, the act of cultivating a false persona to lure someone in, is very similar to this next trend. According to Masini, kittenfishing refers to someone misrepresenting themselves on their dating apps by lying about their interests, career or appearance.

If you show up to your first date only to be towering over the person who claimed to be over 6 feet, or their appearance clearly suggests they’ve used photos from 10 years ago, you’ve officially been kittenfished.

  1. Marleying

According to a 2017 study by eHarmony, one in 10 singles are contacted by exes hoping to rekindle things around the holidays. And if you think about it, it makes sense — that hit of winter nostalgia may inspire someone to reminisce about good times from their previous relationship. Not to mention, social media feeds tend to be packed with end-of-year gatherings and work parties where you’ll most likely want a date to bring.

There’s where Marleying comes in. The term refers to Jacob Marley, the ghost who haunts Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol.” But before you get too excited about your ex coming back into the picture, be sure to take note of their true intentions.

10.Roaching

Just as when you spot one cockroach, there’s probably several more out of sight, roaching is when someone secretly dates a slew of other people even thought things were exclusive. The worst part? When you bring up the implied exclusivity, they act clueless.

“You’re essentially playing the field, but hiding that fact from a partner,” says Masini. “When they confront you, you remind them that there was never any monogamy agreement to begin with.”

Link: https://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_advice/stashing


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