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Quotes from ones that are not the sharpest knife!

We all know that not everyone can be a rocket scientist, but let’s face it, some people have absolutely no smarts at all. Sometimes people say things that are just so remarkably dumb that it leaves you shocked, and now some folks are sharing the dumbest things they’ve ever heard.

It all started when someone posed the question on Reddit, “What's the dumbest thing someone has told you?,” and people were more than happy to chime in with responses.

Dumbest things people have been told include:

  • "A girl in my eighth grade geology class once said that the oceans were so polluted because the dirty animals wash themselves in it."
  • "Someone told me, 'I don't have to wear a condom because I smoke weed and it makes me sterile.'"
  • "Someone once asked me, 'When is 9/11 again?' I didn't know if they were joking or not so I laughed. They were serious.”
  • "Someone once told me they saved the Internet on a floppy disk. They actually saved their dial up connection shortcut, but they truly were convinced that it contained the whole Internet."
  • "Someone told me the South Pole is hot because it's the south."
  • "I heard a person say, 'I don't want to swim in the ocean because I might get pregnant by a sperm whale.'"
  • "This guy I know told me that he honestly thought Jesus was attached to the cross with a staple gun."
  • "A nursing student told me math isn't real. They said if I said 2+2=5 it would be true
  • "My coworker asked my boss, 'Can I have Monday off? It's my anniversary.' My boss responded, 'You got married on a Monday?'
  • "Someone told me that John Lennon was, in fact, the first president to be assassinated." 

Source:Buzzfeed


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