The Most Profound ’Shower Thoughts’ On Reddit This Week
Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are some of the best posts from the last week:
- Booking a whale watching tour is the most expensive way to watch something breathe.
- Toothpaste falls so easily off your brush, but you can't wash it down the drain if you wanted to...
- A ratio of flour and water is the biggest determining factor of whether it's a pizza or a pasta.
- Summer camps weren't your vacations, they were actually your parent's.
- Drinking cow's milk is ok, but drinking human breast milk is considered gross. But licking a human breast is ok, and licking a cow's udder is gross.
- The voice in your head knows all the lyrics but won’t tell you
- It must have been significantly harder to feed a toddler before the invention of the airplane.
- Maybe the reason there are "more autistic people now" isn't because diagnosis improved but because people stopped throwing them into fires for being faerie changelings.
- If Andy’s toys are alive, then so are his mom’s toys
- Swiss army knives are supposed to be a quick and convenient tool, but you have to basically break a nail trying to pull out the tool you want to use.
- If Google made a dating app based on your Google activity, it would match people up with disturbingly accuracy.
- If you lose your sense of taste you'll be one of the healthiest people on earth, as junk food serves no purpose anymore
- If a few minor events in our lives never happened, we might be entirely different people. We might even become the person we currently disagree with.
- Gaming speed runners spend all their time gaming while trying to spend less time on a game
- A lottery is one million people all donating one dollar to a randomly chosen one of them
- The last sip of anything is never your average amount of one sip, you either oversip or undersip to finish it.
- Putting holy water into a humidifier makes it an AoE attack
- When someone brings a new baby for a visit, everyone circles around and makes a big fuss about the least accomplished person in the room.
- The word ‘uniform’ is both a noun and an adjective. Therefore, you can have a uniform uniform.
- "You're better than this" is the most insulting complement there is.
- With how he chews, The Cookie Monster wastes a lot of cookies.
- If you fight a blind person in the dark you are the only person with a disadvantage
- Women probably don't shake the fuel pump after fueling like men do.