Soooo....
A woman went into Park Plaza Mall in Little Rock, where they apparently sell stripper poles (Spencer's), and someone got bit.
Here's the deal:
Police in LR say the suspect went into Spencer's to return something and wanted a gift card or cash. When that wasn't going to happen (for whatever reason the store policy may be), the suspect then decided they would just take a stripper pole instead. However.... she did not have enough money for this stripper pole. So she decided to just go on and take it anyway.
The Spencer's employee chases the suspect outside of the store (still in the mall area) and they begin to wrestle over this stripper pole. That is when the suspect bit the employee on the right arm.
Suspect got away.
The end.
My bad... it's a "dance pole."