Walmart Employee: Ma'am, are you peeing on those potatoes?
Woman at Walmart: Why yes I yam.
Police near Pittsburgh are asking for the public's help in identifying a woman who walked into a Walmart and urinated on a stack of potatoes.
Surveillance cameras caught the tater-tinkler popping a squat over the potatoes and relieving herself. She then pulled up her pants and left the store. An employee witnessed the disgusting act, and the staff removed the potatoes and sanitized the area.
Cops have released a screenshot of the footage and hope someone will recognize her. (The Smoking Gun)
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