Being stuck inside has unlocked a lot of people’s creativity. Singers are performing on Instagram, painters are putting brush to canvas, and Internet wordsmiths are birthing newportmanteaus. Your word for today: ‘Covidiot.’
You may have seen it floating around social media, and it’s pretty self-explanatory,but since so many adults needed to relearn how to wash their hands recently,let’s spell it out. It’s a combination of the words COVID-19, aka the current virus ruining everything, and the word idiot, aka what it turns out a lot of people turn into during a crisis. And here are some signs you might be a covidiot:
- You partied at the beach on spring break.Thanks for making our entire generation look bad. I hope the jello shots were worth it.
- You've stockpiled unnecessarily large amounts of toilet paper.There’s no way everyone who filled the back of their Subaru with toilet paper is going number two enough to justify having 200 rolls of doo-doo eraser. You’re a covidiot if you put your butt above others.
- You don't cover your mouth in public.It wasn’t cool before the rona and it’s not cool now. If you refuse to cover your mouth with your hands or dab it out when you sneeze, you’re an honorary covidiot.
- You criticize people for violating lockdown. while violating lockdown yourself.The only thing worse than a covidiot is a hypocritical covidiot. If you’re going to tear people up for breaking contain on Facebook, you better not be posting stories about unnecessary grocery runs.
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Source:Mandatory