Hashtag Roundup …#QuarantineQuotes. Jimmy Fallon wants to know the funniest thing you've heard someone say during quarantine …
Some responses:
- “Forget plucking my eyebrows. I'm now trimming them like bangs.”
- “Do we HAVE to go on another walk?” – My dog
- “I heard an old lady at my work say she was going to put a glass of wine in every room of her house and go on a pub crawl. She’s 92!”
- “Mommy put on her nice leggings -- I guess she's going to the mailbox.”
- “I liked it better when Netflix and Chill didn’t involve the whole family.”
- “My house has turned into Las Vegas. We are losing money by the minute, cocktails are acceptable at any hour, and we don't know what time it is.”
- “What time do you change out of your daytime pajamas into your nighttime pajamas?”
- "Now I understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens."
- “I can’t believe that I questioned why liquor stores were deemed an essential service!”
- “I miss being late to everything.”
- "BC will now be known as Before Corona."